May 2013
7 posts
coochiejuice:
Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
3 tags
Watching the episode of New Girl with Dylan O’Brian and I have to pause every few seconds after he says something like omg i have a problem
1 tag
dirrtyflowerchild:
another reminder.
the world is heavy but your bones (just a cubic inch) can hold 19,000 lbs
ounce for ounce they are stronger than steel
atom for atom you are more precious than diamond
and stars have died so that you may live
you need to remember these things when you say that you are weak and worthless
irrationalwitch:
pottercolours:
friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic crap by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
#he’s a keeper
April 2013
29 posts
“I think he will find a use for the stump.”
– Lena Headey on how the loss of Jaime’s hand will affect his relationship with Cersei. (via queencersei)
2 tags
Poops are just solid farts.
How strange it is to be anything at all.:... →
kalynroseanne:
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things…
2 tags
Alone
Is a way you feel when all the light has been drawn out of you and
you’re just not sure what direction to turn.
but you’re rather sure that any way some loved one has told you is the wrong one
and the right way is sideways
and the wrong way is to turn right
and suddenly you’re back where you’ve started
and every which direction is blurred and
bleak and
...
mom: my friend’s son is about your age , you are going to have fun
me: is he dylan o’brien?
mom: no bu-
me: then no
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...”
– Buddhist Saying (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
teenporno:
I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT FERGALICIOUS BY FERGIE IS ABOUT HER VAGINA SHE MADE A SONG ABOUT HOW TASTY HER VAGINA IS I USE TO SING THIS SONG WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WENT AROUND SCHOOL SINGING A SONG ABOUT THIS WOMENS PUSSY
“In the U.S., where ninety-six percent of the reported perpetrators of rape are...”
– Joseph Weinberg & Michael Biernbaum, Conversations of Consent: Sexual Intimacy without Sexual Assault (via cocknbull)
cosmo tip #563
conversationparade:
just as your partner’s about to cum, press your thumb against their forehead and take away their bending
2 tags
“Not being racist is not some default starting position. You don’t simply get to...”
– PostBourgie
Yes yes yes a thousand times yes. Seriously.
(via meow-sense)
Bless this quote.
(via ethiopienne)
March 2013
69 posts
nuditea:
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
“Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side;...”
– Ally Condie, Matched (via seabois)
mememaster:
I believe in love at first episode
nosleepjustcoffee:
laugh-addict:
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
rupindah:
Jesus paid for your sins but for everything else there’s MasterCard
“I taste her and realize I have been starving.”
– Anonymous (via myfleshdress) 