coochiejuice: Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
Watching the episode of New Girl with Dylan O’Brian and I have to pause every few seconds after he says something like omg i have a problem
dirrtyflowerchild: another reminder. the world is heavy but your bones (just a cubic inch) can hold 19,000 lbs ounce for ounce they are stronger than steel atom for atom you are more precious than diamond and stars have died so that you may live you need to remember these things when you say that you are weak and worthless
irrationalwitch: pottercolours: friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic crap by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿ #he’s a keeper
I think he will find a use for the stump.– Lena Headey on how the loss of Jaime’s hand will affect his relationship with Cersei. (via queencersei)
Poops are just solid farts.
How strange it is to be anything at all.:... →
kalynroseanne: Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things…
Is a way you feel when all the light has been drawn out of you and you’re just not sure what direction to turn. but you’re rather sure that any way some loved one has told you is the wrong one and the right way is sideways and the wrong way is to turn right and suddenly you’re back where you’ve started and every which direction is blurred and bleak and ...
mom: my friend’s son is about your age , you are going to have fun
me: is he dylan o’brien?
mom: no bu-
me: then no
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...– Buddhist Saying (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
teenporno: I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT FERGALICIOUS BY FERGIE IS ABOUT HER VAGINA SHE MADE A SONG ABOUT HOW TASTY HER VAGINA IS I USE TO SING THIS SONG WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WENT AROUND SCHOOL SINGING A SONG ABOUT THIS WOMENS PUSSY
In the U.S., where ninety-six percent of the reported perpetrators of rape are...– Joseph Weinberg & Michael Biernbaum, Conversations of Consent: Sexual Intimacy without Sexual Assault (via cocknbull)
cosmo tip #563
conversationparade: just as your partner’s about to cum, press your thumb against their forehead and take away their bending
Not being racist is not some default starting position. You don’t simply get to...– PostBourgie Yes yes yes a thousand times yes. Seriously. (via meow-sense) Bless this quote. (via ethiopienne)
nuditea: if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side;...– Ally Condie, Matched (via seabois)
mememaster: I believe in love at first episode
nosleepjustcoffee: laugh-addict: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’ Who do you believe?
rupindah: Jesus paid for your sins but for everything else there’s MasterCard
I taste her and realize I have been starving.– Anonymous (via myfleshdress)