How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
the best possible compliment u can give a girl is to call her a goddess like heck yeah man i will get jealous and kill mortals who are cuter than me and inadvertently cause like 3 world wars when i get bored and i will wear billowing robes of woven nebulae with eyeliner as sharp and obsidian as Krono’s sickle and burn alive the unworthy flesh of any man who dares to gaze upon my true form
Shout out to my crew: people that were told they were brilliant as children and then went on to be below average adults. We ride together, we disappoint our parents together.
uggh i just said ‘shit’ to a random person what is my damage
would it be okay if i asked what your sexuality is
my sexuality is rich financially stable people