coochiejuice:

yunghonky:

do girls get morning wood

morning dew*

Dew it right, dew it good, dew it…just like you should

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

(via alone-)

Watching the episode of New Girl with Dylan O’Brian and I have to pause every few seconds after he says something like omg i have a problem

dirrtyflowerchild:

another reminder.

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

(Source: sinandserotonin)

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic crap by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

(via morelikepadalickme)

Poops are just solid farts.